hey wats up everyone

well ummmm yesterday i took the psat at skool and i was finished early so i got out my calculator and started playing blockdude. well the teacher thought i was cheating so she took up my calculator and told me my test was gonna get voided it was pretty retarded but o well it doesnt matter. well i hope not neways. well earlier tonite i was readin this thing my aunt sent my mom. one of my moms old friends that she used to work for had a son. her son was a really popular kid and was a starting quarterback up in lincoln nebraska well one day he just collapsed and football practice and his heart stopped beating. he woke up one morning having everything and woke up the next in a coma not remembering nething or neone. so plz people dont take everything u have for granted and try to thank god for it becuz u could have it one minute and it could all be gone the next

cerrato

Kamotodevil9: i stole my sisters mascara so im grounded for a week

wat exactly has this world come too? josh stealing his sisters mascara wow thats crazy

hmm funny thing........  josh doesnt even have a sister

You think your a man huh? A man is a king.. A king is a ruler... A ruler is 12 inches... Still think your a man?×°×°×°×Sumtimes u jus gotta run away, so u can see who will come after u. Sumtimes u gotta talk quieter, jus to see whos listenin. Sumtimes u gotta step up in a fight, but only to see whos standin by ur side. And sumtimes u gotta make a wrong decision, only to see whos there to help u fix it. And sumtimes...u gotta let go of the one u luv, jus to see if they will come bak×°×°×°×
You told me to follow my dreams and i am im following you.. so dont tell me to leave.. ur my dream.  As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let us down, probably will. You'll have your heart broken and you'll break others hearts. You'll blame a new love for things an old love did. You'll fight with your best friend, you'll cry because time is flying by, and you'll eventually lose someone you love. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, forgive freely, and love like you've never been hurt... because every second you spend angry or upset is a second of happiness you can never get back.

ummm got that off waldies profile just thought bout it and its pretty true

Your Mama is Like A(n)...
...Hardware store, 5 cents a screw.
...Ice Cream Cone, everyone gets a lick.
...Tube of Pringles, once you pop, you can't stop.
...vacuum cleaner, she sucks, blows, and then gets laid in the
   closet.
...Shotgun, two cocks and she's loaded.
...Railroad Track, she gets laid all over the country.
...Door Knob, evryone gets a turn.
...Christmas Tree, everyone hangs balls on her.
...Lettuce, 25 cents a head.
...Tricycle, she's easy to ride.
...McDonalds, over 5 million served world wide.
...Carpender's dream, flat as a board and east to nail.
...Fan, she's always blowing someone.
...5 Foot Basketball hoop, it ain't that hard to score.
...Turtle, once she's on her back she's fucked.
...Birthday Cake, everyone gets a piece.
...Squirrel, she's always got some nuts in he mouth.
...Reese's Peanut Butter Cup, there's no wrong way to eat her.
...Bag of Potato Chips, " Free-To-Lay "
...the Sun, look at her to long and you'll go blind.
...Bowling Ball, she gets picked up, fingered, thrown down the
   gutter, and she still comes back for more.

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